See ya, hyphen

I know everyone asks the doctor stupid questions, but I wish I hadn't made that phone call.

My sister-in-law really wants to get a spray tan for the cruise we are going on in November. Our thought was that it was sort of like make-up so what harm could it do while your pregnant, right? Wrong.

The nurse informed me that the skin is the biggest organ in the human body and the reason I can't get a spray tan is because I'm pregnant. Duh. I could have told you that. I guess it just seemed like maybe these things have gotten better over the years? She mine as well of said, "No, idiot, putting chemicals onto your skin is not good for your baby." Whoops.